I use my own modem and my own router with XFinity.

Get your own gateway. Don’t rent theirs.

Criminal

Pee when you have the chance.

Thanks to Trump, America doesn’t make any cents.

They were racist remarks. Not inappropriate remarks.

He argued in federal court today that members of native American tribes are not citizens.

Granted. All houses are now 18sq ft and only available in cities where all jobs require you to clock in at 5AM and clock out at midnight.

As you celebrate your 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th anniversary and witness the heat death of the universe, you realize that all matter and energy has dispersed, is no longer observable, and that you and your beloved will be floating in a void of nothingness forever.

Accepted. I for one welcome our new reptiloid overlords.

Donald Trump bumps his head and wakes up as an objective and rational person willing and capable of acting for the good of his country and the world instead of his own unintelligent, narcissistic ways.

Pee in snow

When I was 8 my mother brought me and my siblings to her boyfriend’s on Christmas Eve and they went out for drinks and left us with a 13 year old baby sitter. They dropped us in the driveway without bothering to let us in and his house was locked. It was snowing and we were scared. They didn’t come back until after midnight. She was drunk and blamed him and piled us into the car and took off and crashed into a snowbank. I had to go up to a stranger’s house early on Christmas morning and wake them up for help, which is probably why I am so awkward in social situations now.

Trump doesn’t pay his vendor invoices.

Technically made with high fructose corn syrup. I’ll allow it.

It’s almost like you shouldn’t trust the judgement of people who believe inter-dimensional space wizards are real

Sounds like something someone being paid by Trump backers would say. No rational person believes Trump is going to advocate for balance with Palestine more than Harris would.

This will be the ski capital of the world once the Gulf stream finishes dying out.