The calculator comes with guarantees.

Fascists going after educators and education is never by accident.

Well played.

Who you calling 37?

Same here. I’m sitting here thinking, wait a minute yet another way for us to police the entire f****** world?

Hell, at the moment I would be satisfied just getting rid of the electoral college.

According to the title it is poisoning people.

He actually can’t achieve orgasm without simultaneously choking a hooker, but his arms are nowhere near strong enough (effectively rendering him orgasmless).

On account of him being a real actual little bitch?

Who you calling old?

Depends on how much actual thought was put in. The poorest segment of the population uses a fuckton of cash. There could be a massive implicit transfer of wealth going on if the Dollar Generals of the world are allowed to construct prices around an implicit $0.04 gain from rounding up.

Yup. Being a dad is 100% the most important and involved thing I’ve ever done.

Let’s be honest. These knobs aren’t typically fighting or dying for anything.

A word I’ve been tired of for about 20 years now. I remember once all the bush s*** happened after 9:11 in the invasion of Iraq, Patriot became the new badge of honor of morons.

I remember actually having a few conversations or even debates with people over politics and then suddenly they would shout “what, you don’t think I’m a fucking patriot?”

What boring dystopia we’ve been in for the past couple of decades.

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Ok, you win. What did I do to you? XD

There isn’t really a good answer. They had the leverage (finally) and could have compelled something useful.

They get off on losing. I suspect some of them are beating off right now–the human suffering they have enabled must be intoxicating.

Actually it ties in quite nicely. If the gays were willing to get withing 200 feet of her at least one may have offered some assistance out of pity.

Sort of. It was actually difficult to tell given the volume of burps and hiccups made by Kavanaugh, but there was an intelligible “frumpy bitch” that had 5 of them nodding solemnly before declining the case.

What name?