My landlord will fix any problem I point out to him, as long as I am willing to wait somewhere between 2 weeks and however long I hold the lease.

It was a chocolate bar. What else do you eat with spaghetti in the bathtub?

Thought for sure this was straight out of an episode of Venture Brothers till I saw your link.

Rusty Venture’s cocktail recipes were an ongoing gag.

Thanks! I knew there was a term, but just couldn’t conjure it.

Oh, so Hertz has gotten wise to… every online platform that exists: Outsourcing all responsibility for their user-hostile bullshit to some vague “system” that cannot be held accountable.

I’m so sorry but the advertised cost has doubled because… Computer says so! No, sir, there’s nothing I can do, sir, you see it’s the system.

And you can’t go anywhere else, because everyone else is doing it (or soon will be) too!

It’s always in the last place you look.

Of course not, the rules are for thee.

See? Trump said he’d create new jobs, and now you can start an exciting new career Disappearing Undesirables, or maybe even become an Official Military Restroom Pecker-Checker! Are we great again yet?

“Shitty” is just Trump’s style, so that tracks.

Bro there’s totally a way we can keep stroking Google, but like, in a way that Google doesn’t really enjoy it and neither do we.

Just wait until the difference is so slight that none of us can tell the difference.

Lawmaker says Alligator Alcatraz is an ‘internment camp’ after joint GOP-Dem visit

Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Hm. Didn’t expect that sound bite to come from that individual, but alrighty.

trump and noem are murderers

… again.

Strawberry is"the pink" and that’s fine, but chocolate is most certainly not “the stink.”

I love this. Thanks for sharing it.

I wanted to print a copy, and I went looking for the highest-res copy I could find. I couldn’t access the larger image in the dc.com article you linked, but in case anyone else is interested, I found two at 2750 x 3778:

• This copy has a visible crease from scanned original
• And this copy has the crease shooped out

I kinda can’t understand Yang going all-in on this… Who would want to associate themself with “the Nazi salute guy?”

On the other hand, there’s a certain authenticity that comes from knowing he came up with the slogan himself (because there’s no way that any AI – even grok – would generate something so tepid and transparent).

Feels like we could have saved our perpetually-strained justice system a lot of ass-ache by just… Sentencing these motherfuckers properly the first time.

Headlines from the not-too-distant future:

“Perhaps one could ascertain that some or all of the indicated entities may or may not have alleged that the individual or party in question had indeeed performed one or more of the purported actions on that date or possibly at some other time.”