Blame this on the misfortune of your birth.
- 0 Posts
- 33 Comments
23·2 个月前Writers at The Onion must be tearing their hair out.
15·3 个月前Ah yes, Hitler Youth 2: Electric Boogaloo.
More like a haymaker.
Pee is stored in the balls.
“I’ll take ‘Duh’ for $200, Alex.”
I think someone left the lights on.
Why give a shit when you can get bailed out? It’s almost like you can be carefree when you’re on corporate welfare. What’s wild is what you feel like you can try when you have a safety net.
What an absolute moron.
It’s pretty retarded, if you ask me.
10·6 个月前“Look Vegeta, it’s a Pokemon! I’m gonna catch it.”
6·7 个月前This is the moment that puts a smile on your face and has one tear roll down your cheek when you die.
Alright Patrick Bateman, calm down.
The only thing that could’ve made it better was getting quads or something.
Do you screech while diving on the approach, too?
Oh, that was beautiful and very much appreciated. I’m kind of going through it right now, and it was very calming to have someone’s hand reach through the ages and rest on my shoulder. Really contextualizes the human experience.
Dark Matter deserved its final season! We were robbed!