This won’t help your mom, she won’t change her mind and will try to drag the argument or will just attack until everything is destroyed. But here’s a clear rebuttal of the idea.

The failure of demanding everyone showing worth is determining what is worth and who gets to define and assign it. Every petty warlord believes they are the one to decide… and oh gee, amazing how they have the most worth.

If you tell your mom you will only accept her argument if she accepts you have more worth than her - and demonstrates it to you every day - it will probably make her go no contact until she needs you again for emotional affirmation.

Depression is real, I don’t have it but it’s real and I have friends that deal with it as part of their lives. It sounds like getting out of your mom’s sewer might help, but you might need medication as well.

Santlantis

That’s nice grandpa, but it’s time for your nap before you rage tweet all night.

Our Onion is the OC for all my satirical news articles. Little things like that are the seeds of a community.

The Hexagon is where the real plans are made.

Tell them it’s horrible and they should stay in Florida.

I sadly laid off last December, when he was elected the writing was on the wall.

“This bathwater is dirty, why do you insist to keep bringing up babies!”

I’ve started making claim email chains with the state ombudsman cc’d in the first email. Saves so much time.

Every drop of water makes the river, don’t forget you’re a part of the world, and you’re important, even if it doesn’t always feel that way.

Identifying agents and their families is the silver bullet, which is why it’s seen as such an offense to the government. Currently, agents are able to threaten people and their families without similar threat, and they’re confident in their numbers in a fight. If they faced the same fears they impose, they would chill out very quickly.

I dunno, have you seen how big that thing is? You can fit a lot of guillotines in there.

There are people who are quietly living a great life with wealth, I’ve met some of them. Money only amplifies who a person is, because it gives them a bigger platform to act.

You know that person who can never have enough, and has some big hole inside them they keep trying to fill from the outside? Give them a few billion and here you are.

For the rest of what country, Haiti?

Rich people, mostly.

Waiting to hear the boat was trafficking people and the intel was wrong.

Fucking our sharks, you mean.

Mostly I try to make people laugh, but more of an awkward laugh.

Next president should give it to Rosie O Donnel.

I hope someone said “”all the Americans are leaving, later Nazis” on the way out.