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You hope there’s a war?

There are plenty of low powered devices that are crank powered with a battery, particularly emergency equipment like flashlights and radios.

OP is saying that they would probably initially find takers in the form of terminal patients seeking euthanasia. But since the question asker stated that you can choose the timing and cause of death, then it follows that you can cause anyone to live as long as (naturally) possible. Once word got out, you could make a killing guaranteeing long lives.

Stay active, folks. Motion is lotion for your bones and joints.

I came here to post this exact fact from one of my favorite vsauce videos

Our Narrow Slice

OP have you ever been here? The biggest threats I face daily are gaggles of yuppie wine moms taking up the whole sidewalk with their double wide strollers.

A nice crusty loaf of bread.

Fresh bread is so good, doesn’t stay good that long, and has a very long lead time.

You’re not misreading but you are thinking too much about the analogy.

Football aka soccer

I need to get around to reading the comic, I love this movie and I love its premise even more.

Relevant xkcd

This is speculation but I’d bet there was some amount of less-than-voluntary aspect to the construction of at least some of the pyramids. As in “we’ll pay you, but this is your job for the next 30 years while you’re not harvesting.”

You can also pulverize them into powder after drying them and make your own sports drink mix!

Problem is the pendulum did swing back but it swung to the “left” aka to neolibs. Now it’s been broken and swung so far to the right that I hope it responds in kind next time around and we get actual progressives in office.