I would watch this movie without a shred of irony

Please flesh this out into a dry satire

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven

-Tupac

No but chuckleslord sure fuckin did m8

I just was letting you know that you got spectacularly owned and it was very entertaining

It’s a basic part of human decency to shut the fuck after someone totally destroys your whatsboutism in the comments section