🎶Don’t tariff beef, Argentina!

- Trump.

He prefers his stimulants in prescription form.

He can be the fresh prince of cell block 9.

Shut up and tell absofukinglutely no one about it, then I would work out a way to secretly siphon it off to people I like.

Ahhh fuck, ya got me cunt, fucking spot on there with your assumption.

So there’s still a chance to get to ds9, I just gotta steal Jadzias badge, She will be right, she’s resilient.

Which part of the star trek universe, because if it’s being on voyager, fuck that, but if I get to hang out on Deep Space nine, then I’m so in, instantly befriending Quark.

I dunno, no one’s told me yet.

Finally, we can talk in peace about things without an American taking over.

Albo: I keep getting texts from random numbers, all saying the same thing… It just says, Cunt.

Jokes on them, I don’t have any mates!

Lol you mean again don’t ya?

Nah, I’m good.

While Garfield and the staypuff marshmallow man from ghostbusters witness it, you can also see Cartmans fat ass behind them.

And then the man looked at the camera and said “We don’t make mistakes, just happy accidents”

Fascist sympathizers.

That looks like a giant…

Look they’re rebuilding a hospital Hezbollah bunker - Israel next month.

What fucking cemetery do you live near that has 12 ft skeletons buried in it?

I’ma sorry.