I will keep eating deer until I am a very round invisible tiger indeed! All deer are bastards (ADAB)

Yeah he can’t read but he’s rich enough to hire good lawyers. Deer bought my home and now I have to pay rent to them. Taking my tomatoes and half my income, what a jerk!

Estrogen. If that plan fails (and it probably would) then DIY orchiectomy. And if that plan fails (and it might) or is otherwise counteracted then I would die by my own hand.

The situation of my eight-year-old self is antithetical to the being of my current mind. My knowledge and understanding would force me to take certain paths and many of them lead to situations beyond my make-it-stop threshold. Is it better to walk to one’s doom unknowingly, or to be dragged beaten ragged and screaming into the confinement of hell?

I’d go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I’d be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.

Garden! Big garden! With trees! Figs tree, cherry tree, plum tree, apple tree, walnut tree, more trees idk. Then I can have people over to eat the surplus produce, and when I’m too old to pick any myself they can be the ones to pick them and share some with me.

Do shaved armpits stink less? I’ve been shaving mine when the hairs are past a few cm long, which should reduce the surface area, but it’s still an armpit and I can’t tell if it’s better or worse or unchanged.

Also side note the expectation to shave one’s arms and legs is bullshit but I can use like half the amount of sunscreen with the hairs being short and that’s pretty nice.

Yeah me too I CRANK MY HOG EVERY DAY MFER AROOO

I am in full support of this. Even if the crank does not actually do anything other than function as a switch or something.

Alarm sounds in the morning. Crank to turn it off.

Want to open a door? Turn a crank to do that.

Turning on a light? Yep, just turn the crank a few times.

Dal makhani

No work experience? Obviously u just don’t want to work

“can I have your pronouns?” NO YOU CAN’T you fey thinking you’re so sly with your word games. My girlfriend asked me “can I have your hand in marriage” and I left her immediately because I only have one of those on account of my ex wife

Today is your lucky day!

Ingredients:

• 5 green cardamom

• 1/2 black cardamom (or more but it can be overpowering)

• a bunch of ginger, chopped a lot (idk how to measure ginger)

• 5 peppercorns

• 2ts indian black tea

• water

• 3% milk (enough to equal the amount of water because I love milky chai)

Ingredients but optional:

• 1 edge star anise (or fennel or smnk)

• a bitta cinnamon

Directions:

• put spices in mortar

• pulverize with pestle

• but in water with ginger on stove

• simmer 20 minutes

• add tea leaves

• simmer 10 minutes

• add milk

• simmer 10 minutes

• let cool

• strain

• enjoy!

Can be simmered for longer but I don’t have time for that in the morning. Smells great tho

I like putting black cardamom in my chai

Songs where someone is singing about loving (not in a platonic way) their “baby”. I’m just unable to get it out of my head

Considering using jpeg xl to reduce the size of my photos archive. It can convert to and from jpeg losslessly. Haven’t actually done it yet though

https://thebestmotherfucking.website/

I have difficulty expressing myself around unfamiliar people. I would hang out with myself because I know myself very well. If I did not know the other me and she did not know me, then we’d probably both assume that the other thinks we’re trash and would not hang out. But if we did then we’d enjoy it.

Change posture every 30 minutes? I’m unlikely to last 30 seconds! I’m too groovy for that

I think that we should require more humanities courses for STEM degrees. I had to take some english courses but that was about it. Seems like a lot of STEM-lords (particularly the computer ones) need to take a cultural anthropology course and chill out a little. Or philosophy but that risks making them worse.