I love how no matter how much the market makes it explicitly clear that an idea is absolutely terrible, Microsoft will just be like, “we’re doing it anyway, fuck you.” The best argument for Linux is just to gesture vaguely at Windows.

Turns out, when you give the felon the keys to the prison, they open it and let their friends out.

Trump acts like a far right extremist, therefore, Trump is a far right extremist.

If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck…

That’s because Donald Trump is a far right extremist.

You know that list of the richest people in the world?

This is literally all publicity stunts.

Maybe someone should build 50 underground silos.

I don’t know. Maybe.

Got any suggestions for another instance that doesn’t block much? (Or isn’t blocked much, I don’t know what’s happening.)

So far, BitTorrent hasn’t blocked anything for me.

I can dislocate four of my fingers. I can use this to do the finger splits.

I can also lay all my fingers flat on my palm (same hand, I’m not being a smartass). Can’t bend them all the way back though.

Man who repeatedly stabbed a guy says repeatedly stabbing a guy is bad for that guy.

Oh cool. Monopolies have never hurt the little guy.

The nature and scope of the request.

Either Funko is lying or their “brand protection partner” is lying. Also, what the fuck does Funko have to protect? The only thing they actually created was those beady little eyes they put on everyone else’s IP.

Ooo, big tough scary guy. He’s just as made of flesh as the rest of us.

There’s is already an operating system like that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacOS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_(operating_system)

Yep. All the interstitial “be right back” cards are AI generated. Such a dumb thing to skimp on.

The last one I saw, by release date, was Late Night with the Devil, and I pirated it. I’m glad I pirated it, because I didn’t know it had AI slop in it. If I did, I wouldn’t have watched it. It’s a shame, too, cause otherwise, it wasn’t bad.