janus2

“pAiN pOiNtS”

these are not knots in muscles they are severe institutional shortcomings and failings that are draining us all, making us want to jump ship, hazardous, and in some cases even making the company lose profit but you fuckheads just want to write down pAiN pOiNtS and jerk yourselves and the shareholders off instead of actually doing ANYTHING MEANINGFUL

however the previous owners are much more likely to pay a junk company to haul it to a landfill than they are to try to sell it

if you explain the origin of the ring to any prospective suitors, absolutely

there’s a joke about English cuisine in here somewhere

balance is so broken. nearly unplayable without the inheritance cheat code

Yerma Ther

the Brazilverse

inaccurate official subtitles

Former smoker. The specific medical warnings are good imo. “Poison in every puff” is a little too goofy and my inner teenager reaction is just “hell yeah” hahaha. Which is funny, but also counterproductive.