Relax, guy

Evil genius has a soundtrack that fits it perfectly. That game has such a good vibe, like playing The Incredibles if they were trying to take over the world

Ma! There it is again!

This illustration should be on a bank note

I feel like it would have been funnier with just “I love clubbing”

That’s a tiny hand

Except for Dennis, but Dennis is a freak

Well done

I’ve said it elsewhere, but if you have a seafood allergy and are considering eating bugs, you may get an allergic reaction from them as well.

Our bodies may think they’re similar enough. People with a seafood allergy are likely to have a reaction to bugs as well.

It was the line painted on the side of the road that was zooming this way and that to keep up with the car. Sometimes it would snake away to a rest stop and then merge with us again after the exit.

What’s the minus of 30 and 20?

Uh, it’s 80, Frito. It’s $80 billion.

Nullion

Batmaaaan

Oooh I might look into that once my 3310 dies

There are missions but they’re different. You need to buy a kit first that’ll let you do a certain kind of mission, for example a kit to find special herbs that you bring to a particular character.

Money is more scarce and it is split between “regular” money and gold. Gold gets you good stuff like fancy horses or outfits or kits, but it is rare in the game, unless you pay real money for it.

All that said, there are a lot of people modding and playing online can be quite chaotic, with random objects becoming attached to you, animals spawning, massive explosions, invincible people, etc. But some people are also benevolent and will protect you, especially if you have a low level, and may even gift you stuff.

Anyway, I’d recommend you give it a shot, it’s a way to play with the characters and places you know but in a different way.

I cannot get enough of this statue, it is perfect in every way

Open the car doors, HAL.

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This is gold.

And then you hit ¶ and you see how it was done

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