Well, yours has been up for over four hours so you should call a doctor.

POWER WORD KILL!

Hot bubble baths are pretty transcendent. That would be my vote for leftist rapture.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Wait. Did you say “on Reddit” or “with a mouthful of peanut butter?”

Pretty sure there’s a chemical element named “lead”

The fediverse introduces people to you

I use the blank stare with “what do you mean?” Then I continue to be clueless as they explain whatever shitty viewpoint they’re backing.

Dude. I can’t draw a bicycle while looking at it.

Handle? That’s the propeller.

Lots of mentions of The Boss, but not those other cheery Jerseyites. Bon Jovi with “Livin’ on a Prayer.”

Mell… low… songs doot doot de doot de doo

Oh no! All my thoughts and prayers!