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This just in: one bajillion percent tariffs on blabbermouth Cambodia for making Trump ‘the peacemaker’ look like a useless idiot.

Trump, chairman of the bored of peace

If anything comes out of that ring, be sure it finds its way to that special briefcase!

They banned telegram, but they still have reddit 🧠

Which timeline is this… 24 hours after Trump gets elected? Or the too weak two weeks when Trump was supposed to get Putin to agree to a ceasefire? US needs to get its house in order.

Good, and hopefully other nations join

Not only that, but their land-gains also completely stopped since starlink was cut off.

Spending unsustainable, casualties increasing, gains halted… I expect we’ll hear another nuclear threat soon (desperation confirmation)

Go to hell, or mars or wherever just fuck off

If your company works with capgem, it should not renew existing or sign new contracts. If you work for capgem, drag your heels with every task while you look for a new gig. Don’t give power to schmucks.

They’ve given up trying to tell him. He’ll die not knowing what a tariff really is

That’ll teach him (that he can keep spitting in their faces). How many cheeks can you turn?

China probably asked like: Hey, Skeletor, do a Taiwan hot take

Mission not accomplished, I guess

How dare you (gesturing at the meme itself)

I find Russia guilty as fuck

Good idea, how to enforce?

Hear me out I think we need to start believing in hell again so Trump and his goons have someplace else to go

Putin logic:
The more you lie, the more honest you are.
The more you steal, the more trustworthy you are.
The more you lose, the more winning you are.
(Beat that, gay western men who steal Russian women!)

You know what jeopardizes competitiveness? Ivan the Tariffle, and charging so damn much for the electric models.

Do the right thing, grandma.