God

This parrot you sold me is dead.

Oh the other 3/4 can’t afford to eat regularly.

Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1964 and was replaced by someone who turned out to be a way better song writer.

How about some more beans Mr. Taggrt? Waving hat I’d say you’ve had enough.

Also

Mungo just pawn in game of life.

Yeah, like between the time I wake up and the time I go to bed really.

This stuff is directly lifted. https://youtu.be/F9Ute6uvpQg

Yeah but that Marathon was innovative, looked good, and was fun to play. That would never work in this day and age. Also I think the only thing that same about the two is the name.

We almost beat medicare. It was that bad.

The Democrats probably learned they need to move more to the right and get rid of troublemakers like David Hogg. Whatever aipac tells them really.

Tim? The guy who said he’s an idiot sometimes? He was picked because he was viewed as a safe choice.

I can no longer tell what is satire and what isn’t.

Dyson Sphere Program is great, never played satisfactory but I hear they are similar.

The Gods Must Be Crazy had me in stitches as a kid.

Joey, do you like it when JD Vance rubs up and down on your leg?

Science and futurism with Isaac Arthur.

This is why I don’t believe the polls.

I suppose the Holocaust didn’t happen either then.

I am still in the habit of turning my wheels in when I park on a hill.

Been using Quboz for a few years now, I really like it.