I hate you for this

Get ‘em at the gettin’ spot

It’s sending personal info to Microsoft for marketing purposes

I’ve seen that. Cringeworthy.

I laughed way harder at this than I should have

We use freedom units, where everything is measured in cheeseburgers.

I usually throw some condoms in my cart to make the ski mask, duct tape and shovel seem less embarrassing

WONDEROUS!!!

Reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs