Skinny Puppy coming out of retirement for one track makes my wee wee tickle

Musk makes a very similar duck face when he’s not happy.

I read an interview with Jenna Jameson a million years ago. The interviewer asked what was in the future. She answered something about her career and then, “make myself cum every day, whether I needed it or not”, and I think that is just about the greatest advice for anyone. I’ve rarely missed a day in at least 20 years.

More importantly, they don’t have jurisdiction.

Why, yes. I have been in Melania…

See?

Mike Johnson should be drawn and quartered, but by drawn, I mean a fishing line around his junk, and then the horses ass should be slapped…and by horses ass, I mean Mike Johnson.

Getting John Wicked by Jesus just means a reacharound. I think I read it in the urban dictionary.

Tunak Tunal Tun - Dahler Mehndi

Kinda surprised that this wasn’t already listed. This one is 17 years old but not the original.

he took a cheeto to the face

Alright. You got me. WTF is a fart pass?

I want a Pickles tattoo so bad!

Caldera in 1999 or 2000 at home. RedHat and SuSE at work.

I got to cut my teeth on CP/M (not nix of course) on a Kaypro II thanks to my uncle. 1982. I owe him a lot for giving me a headstart on computing.

I’m 54

I’m not a dog person, even the one dog I did have in my household is a shiba inu, which is way more cat-like than anything. I don’t have a problem with dogs in stores as long as they’re well behaved…

BUT

Don’t take your dog to a venue or bar with loud live music. Just because you’re comfortable with loud music doesn’t mean your dog is. I imagine it’s pretty hard on their much more sensitive hearing and our vet confirmed this to me.

Thats my 2¢

Jello Pudding Pops.

Caught In A Mosh, by Anthrax

This. If you do a search for Linux command wallpaper, you’ll find a version I used to get myself going.

My old team was a small windows team and a large *nix team. I was always scrounging for work, and I had been playing with Linux and bsd/Mac for a awhile. My manager added me to the patching team with a shadow. I was good within a few months for most things.

It’s best if you have a goal in mind, like with programming.

I love this. I say cheese-poodle.

Y’all leave Flo the fuck alone.

The ISS has two different propulsion systems and has used them to avoid debris. I don’t think that it has enough power to leave orbit and reach greater altitude.