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A friend of mine was actually kinda impressed that his 2 year old opened a locked door, walked down to the gas station and tried to get a candy bar, at 2am. Obviously the cashier called 911, kid was fine.

My mother asked me the other day “does $LocalGroceryStore still take cash?”

I looked at her like she had five heads and said, “yes”

The CEO of Costco literally said to a consultant “if you make me dump the 1.50 hotdogs, I’ll kill you”

About the “nobody can take your money” part.

Etherium Classic exists because somebody hacked an extremely valuable wallet and funneled 13% of all eth into their wallet. The people who control the mining pools, (rich assholes) wanted that transaction reversed, so they hard forked. Classic is the main fork that didn’t reverse that transaction. It’s much less popular, despite being run by people who are demonstrably more principled.

Paraphrased from Dan Olson’s video “line goes up” about crypto’s history and affect on the world. Spoiler: it’s a scam, and a tool for the wealthy to get even richer. Computing power can be bought with dollars.

Of course it’s politically motivated, trump is a shit political leader.

He’s done exactly 2 things I agree with, kill the useless penny, and say he’ll pass a “congress can’t trade stocks” law.

There’s always gonna be an admin of some kind unless we all run our own instances, but that ends up with everyone just in large echo chambers again, as they federate only with people they agree with, or to scream at people they don’t.

My choice was Trump or not!Trump.

I picked not!Trump. Harris could have been a literal turkey sandwich on a plate, I still would have voted for her. She’s not great, I actually wanted to vote for Bernie Sanders in Andrew Yang’s body, but that’s not gonna happen.

In states where he won, it was either a blood-red wave, or barely past 50%.

Who’s the red dress? Don’t recognize her?

In a dark little corner of my imagination, I kinda want to see how many of his remaining base would actually try it. J6 scooped up a ton of radical nut-bars. How many more could there be?

His base doesn’t actually care what he says. Somehow, he convinced them he’s a damn genius when he can’t string a sentence together.

I want him to live to be 150. Muttering to himself in a crappy nursing home, his grandkids never come visit, rotting in obscurity.

At least aluminum actually is recyclable.

This is great and all, but yeah. This is “yay, the world is very slightly less crappy.”

With Time Warner you don’t even have to do that you can just call up and ask, they’ll probably give you the discount. They absolutely do not care.

Amazon makes something like 80% of their profit off of Amazon web services. They have no reason to give the tiniest crap about any physical product they will ever sell ever again.

AOL was fined some small amount for this exact thing.