Thanks, I hate it

Neat. I will be maybe be dedicating a TB of storage to this for no particular reason

Is there a way to just download a straight copy of Wikipedia?

Def not asking because I expect every possible thing to go awry and we end up with Big Brother’s version of wiki

Cause fuck’em, that’s why!

Heyyy, now I get to enjoy some copium for being such a dinosaur and resisting to use it as often as I can

ah, yes, dependents should fuckin bend the knee like the servants they are /s

if we’re all sick with long covid 3.0, we’re easier to subjugate. okeydoke

No, the lesson is not to be filth and blackmail your partner(s).

I sincerely doubt it’s a crime to upload your own nudes to OnlyFans and then tell your abusive ex-partner’s family, “hey, this is a link to the nude pictures your child threatened to post online if I broke up with them”. My grandma has accidentally shared worse things with me than that

Gosh, it’s like every time some big genuine shitshow is about to be revealed, we get to enjoy some surface-level bullshit distraction. What are the odds?

Cool story, bro.

PLEASE GO VOTE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY

The two signs you need are:

1. Did you drop off your ballot?
2. Did your local government confirm they received your ballot?

This is the way

Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two

Let’s make sure to shame the people being bombarded by advertisements for 90% of their lives. That’ll motivate them to be more cognizant of botany

quick, distract everyone from the Vance stuff

times like these, I feel pretty shitty about how the world and I have condemned my kids to suffer the water wars in a handful of years

Go ahead. Throw your vote away Kang and Kodos laughter