May the capital police show far less restraint if next time happens.

I’m one tragic family accident away. I don’t want that accident, but i know plan B.

That’s exactly what we’re saying, you’ve got to escalate properly. I suggest rocket launchers, a super shotgun, and a BFG9000. Didn’t forget to set the classroom to ultra violence.

In there wit de two yutes

Arrrr, matey

Congratulations! You win one million, but only 400k after tax. Your relatives and friends won’t stop sounding you now.

Solution: stop fucking conservatives

May he get the fair and speedy trial guaranteed to all citizens.