i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA

To be the equivalent of someone making $10k giving $100 to charity, a millionaire would have to give $10k.

A billionaire would have to give 10 million dollars.

Oi maybe you should buy them a beer tho

wait whåt

Nonsense, it’s like my favorite show, Storgote SG1

Can confirm, need to make other drivers pay for my insecurities, letters only make my insecurities bigger and my ding dong smaller

“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”

The reason why is because the boss has higher stakes. When the time is up, you clock out, and the next shift picks up the slack. But for the boss, there’s no nexft shift. In fact, whap we neeff to conffider iff ffat mmphh yess more boot ffdaddy pleaphfemmphgmmmgmgmgmmf

“Many of the wider group did not want to be here with journalists; I’m told they include law enforcement officers and federal agents.”

BY GAWD

I AM SHOOKETH

Honestly, we should all be doing this. Imagine if companies actually had to be accountable to pay and respect people… Those overinflated execs would deflate and shrivel like a man’s ego when getting out of the pool.

Oh no, this is just an edit, it’s not real.

Source: I made it up

@[email protected] I WON’T LET THEM CANCEL YOU

You can’t see the forest for the r’s

Personally, I emit more of a squawk like a seagull or an eagle

I thought it was about having almost 100 baby goats

I don’t understand. I’ve followed the instructions in the post but I still don’t have ramen

I found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer

That’s not what this sub is for but thank you for providing the soundtrack

Edit: sorry, not sub, federation or branch or whatever. Sorry, I’m still deprogramming myself from the reddxodus

I went to bed at 10pm after cleaning my bathroom and putting away my clothes. I woke up 5 hours later with a cold. No regerts

So, fun fact, when most people are able to recall whatever incredible idea or artistic vision they had in their dream, they soon realize that it was just their memory replaying something that already existed. An obscure song that you forgot about, a scene from an old movie that you’d think would make for a funny comic strip, etc. Now, this doesn’t mean that people aren’t creative and can’t dream of new things, it just means that your dreams just churn out a vomit of things you’ve processed before.

Source: I made it up