i’s just pokin a lil fun, mind

oh you enlightened centrist, where’d you get so smart?

If the gas pumps have those unlabeled buttons around a screen, try pressing all of em. The pumps around here (nebraska) will mute the audio when you press one of the buttons, it just isn’t labeled. I’ve taken to writing “mute” on the magic-button with a sharpie whenever I pump my gas.

Oh my god you’re right and I’m disgusted

The cops’ report noted that she “struck him in the arm against his will”.

I am absolutely fucking disgusted by this weasely use of language

I just registered with a novelty email address, but it IS real I swear.