Summary
Elon Musk, co-leading Trump’s “Department of Government Efficiency,” could influence U.S. broadband funding to benefit Starlink, his satellite internet company.
The Biden administration’s $42.45 billion BEAD program prioritizes fiber optics for rural broadband, but Starlink has been excluded for failing to meet performance standards.
Musk has criticized the program as wasteful and could push for funding delays or reallocation, benefiting Starlink as the only option in underserved areas.
Critics warn this shift favors Musk’s financial interests over reliable fiber infrastructure, raising conflict-of-interest concerns.
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Seriously. Is anybody surprised by these headlines?
What a weird way to spell “will” I mean they missed every letter, “could” some editor must be real embarrassed.
It’s just their way of writing on something while avoiding a libel case against them.
he literally invested 44 billion for this
One might wonder where the 44 billion came from in the first place.
No shit sherlock.

No shit.
He’s been grifting taxpayers forever. His improved access just allows him to expand it. America sucks.
NO WAY
Change the “could” in the title to “will” for better accuracy.
You could even go as far as changing the “will” to “is”, looking at how much Tesla’s stock recently gained due to the forward looking nature of the market.
Bears could shit in the woods.
CouldwillIs
That is the plan.
Removed by mod
…right?
No shit
This is such a stupid headline. No one actually thinks it’s anything else.











