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When a bug keeps flying by your ear but it’s too small and fast to swat away
Then you try faster and hit yourself. And there’s no-one to blame but that fucking insect.
Or when they fly into your ear and start laying eggs and the eggs hatch and all you can hear is the sound of you being eaten alive from the inside.
Cancer. Always ruins my day
Can confirm, annoying as fuck
Tribalist politics
Burgers that are too tall for my mouth. Don’t tease me when I’m hungry.
People stopping dead in the middle of a walkway
-especially while engaged on a device.
Removed by mod
A cyst in your ball sack.
It gives you just a bit of a numb hurt that goes on all day long, and gives you all kinds of other bad thoughts and feelings on top, and all you can do is wait until it decides to go away after some weeks or months.
Touch screens in everything. Give me back the good old buttons and switches.
I don’t want to go to the third level of menus, swipe and then make a three Finger gesture. Often used features deserve dedicated buttons.
Long rambling voice mails. I promise I will call you back as soon as I am free and you can tell me all about it.
No matter how many times I tell my father that I will not listen his voicemails he still does it. Hi crackhappy. This is your dad. It’s ummm let’s see. Friday the 20th at about… 10:15 am. I’m here at the hardware store and I there is this tool I was looking at that I wondered you could help me get a cheaper price on. This tool is just like my dad used to use in 1954, with my uncle hap. Hap was a sailor in the merchant Marines in world war I, and the name of his boat was… Hold on a second I’ll get it. Oh right, it was the Jenny Marie. this is but a small sample of the voicemails he leaves
Save those!
When he dies you’re gonna miss that shit. I’d reccomend saving a couple of those voicemails.
Microsoft.
Trying to sell a lie that’s clearly a lie.
When you have nice shoes and you always pack them on vacation but they kinda hurt so you never wear them.
Little nub of finger nail and skin at the corner of your finger that you can’t get a good bite on to pull it off.
Knowing something and being unable to recall it when needed.
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