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thorbot@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

The More You Know

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The More You Know

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thorbot@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Andrzej@lemmy.myserv.one
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    👮 FUN POLICE HERE 👮 you should actually be careful doing this, because it can cause backflow into your bladder, leading to infections

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      Damn. The foreskin police ruining all the fun.

      (⁠╯⁠ರ⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠ರ⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

      • BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee
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        It’s not illegal, you can do it all day.

    • unknown@sh.itjust.works
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      Sounds like circumcision propaganda to me.

      • Thassodar@lemm.ee
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        Or CP, for short? I’m tired of all this CP on Lemmy! Let me pee in peace!

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      How would that work?

      • Andrzej@lemmy.myserv.one
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        It’s not my job to explain hydraulics to you

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          For backflow you would need a higher pressure in the small reservoir. You would at best get equal pressure in both reservoirs unless you actively try to squeeze it back in.

          • Andrzej@lemmy.myserv.one
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            I honestly hadn’t given it this much thought lol, but there are muscles and elasticity involved which I imagine has something to do with it? I’m just relaying the advice of doctors tbh!

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              What did you do to get in a position where your doctor thought it was necessary to give you that advice?

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                Fired charged shots, obviously

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            Pressure depends on muscle tension. When you relax, the pressure inside the bladder drops. The prostate sphincter is already relaxed open and the outside pressure temporarily exceeds internal pressure. This leads to backflow and can introduce bacteria into the urethra and bladder. Not fun times ensue.

          • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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            that or no pressure differential, and turbulence in the fluid causing possible bacteria and shit to makes its way back in. It’s unlikely, but not impossible.

        • Hugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          God damn acab I swear

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          Fair.

  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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    No, I can’t ✂️🩸🍆 👶💦

    • GuillaumeGus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      RIP

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        Nah, it was more of a snip.

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      o7

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      F

    • pH3ra@lemmy.ml
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      You sacrificed power for aerodynamics

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    Would have been too OP, they nerfed me at birth.

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      Sue

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    What power up do I need to get my foreskin back? 😥😥😥

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      They didn’t let you take yours home?

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      You need to defeat Penis Man

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      It’s apparently doable, I just can’t imagine putting in the effort.

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        deleted by creator

        • theangryseal@lemmy.world
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          Yeah same here. Like, if I could take a pill or something I’d be down. I ain’t trying to bring plastic and rubber into the equation.

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          I started the process once, and it worked very quickly.

          As a side effect, my dick got thicker. GF at the time loved it.

          I didn’t continue though because I’m lazy.

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    As some unidentified doctors played fruit ninja on my eggplant when I was born, this upgrade is not available for my character.

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    Man, Nintendo Power magazine sure has changed from when I was a kid

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    I’m too american to understand this.

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    deleted by creator

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    just know that this takes more ammo than normal

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    The hard part is aiming

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      It does AOE splash damage

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      Shotgun alt shot

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      RIP bathroom scales!

  • OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It has been called “brewing” before.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gVznmDihrg

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      I will not open that link. I will not open that link. I will not open that link.

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      • TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee
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        I did open that link.

        • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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          I think I don’t want YouTube to recommend this video to me or anyone else at home. Could you tell the internet what it is?

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            deleted by creator

            • zoey@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              wish I read your comment before clicking the link, now i’ll have to click “don’t recommend this channel” 300 times before the algorithm gets the hint

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              The Internet thanks you for your service.

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    Can confirm

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    I have been doing this since I was a kid

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      Same here. Prevents smegma buildup. Washing helps too. ;)

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    Man I wish

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