gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 days agoDo any of you actually know someone who legitimately believes there's an actual "War on Christmas?"message-squaremessage-square72linkfedilinkarrow-up1100arrow-down11
arrow-up199arrow-down1message-squareDo any of you actually know someone who legitimately believes there's an actual "War on Christmas?"gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square72linkfedilink
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·7 days agoYour mistletoe doesn’t stand a chance against my tow missile
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoyou DARE bribe santa, im going to shove stocking so far up your ass you will cough it up.
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoGive it to me Daddy, uh I mean, Santa
minus-square_spiffy@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 days agoWe are fully stocked with missile toads this year.
Your mistletoe doesn’t stand a chance against my tow missile
you DARE bribe santa, im going to shove stocking so far up your ass you will cough it up.
Give it to me Daddy, uh I mean, Santa
We are fully stocked with missile toads this year.