Smh, it doesn’t even list dinosauroni.

With my busted processor finally replaced, I’m back to Dragon Age Origins. My first playthrough - somehow I’d completely missed it back in the day. Damn, they got a lot of actors with geek cred doing the voice work in this one. So far Aeryn Sun is my witch waifu, Captain Janeway is her mom, and Tuvok is leading an enclave of wood elves.

Yes, I’ve definitely noticed a spike in people lately rushing to glaze the rich and/or the US when they’re rightfully criticized.

I’m Wilford Brimley, and I have scurvy.

Pfft, so? Religious-based morality laws are the ultimate American freedom, you commie drunk!

“I survived because the lamp inside me glowed brighter than the lamps around me.”

I’ve had Amnesia in my Steam library for ages, so I could definitely give it another go sometime. I think I got the Evil Within games free on Epic at some point too, so if those are roughly in the RE-style sphere, that might be good to check out next.

I haven’t gotten to play it myself yet, and it may be more “meta” than you mean by this, but I understand that reading the original game’s manual is a big part of the gameplay of The Remake of the End of the Greatest RPG of All Time.

Slopbots “feel” nothing.

Also, two of the fireys are played by the coolest of Cats, Danny John Jules from Red Dwarf.

Red eared sliders, per the og comic, as far as I can find.

I think you’ll need to be in Act 2 before they show up, which as another post alluded to, comes after you see the title card during a cutscene.

Just wait until you get more advanced cyberware. There are leg modules for double or charged jump. With that and the air dash ability under Reflex, you can leap like a mighty cyber-gazelle across the city, faster than many cars.

It sounds like an ad because it is an ad. Fuck off you shameless grifting twat.

Ooh, looks like Emperor Constantine was just smote by a thunderbolt from a clear blue sky in full view of the entire senate.

Maybe we won’t be spreading that cult he liked around, seems like it pissed off Jupiter something fierce.

That machine feels anomalous somehow. Like it only dispenses drinks that never existed or something.

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.

People didn’t like that? It’s my favorite movie to watch on acid or shrooms.

Dragon Age Origins is also 90% off, $2.99, if like me you never got around to it back in the day.