Remember when every moron in the country was insisting that Trump would press the magic “make everything cheap” button on day one? Lol idiots.

Time to bust out a classic:

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The “President of peace” sure does start a bunch of fucking wars, huh?

“I don’t care about the midterms, look what happened last night,” Trump said, an apparent reference to the triumph of Ken Paxton, whom he had endorsed, over the sitting Republican senator John Cornyn in the Texas Republican Senate primary.

I mean, he probably should care a bit. Internal GOP estimates suggest they think it’s going to cost them $250mil now just to hold one seat in Texas, which really shouldn’t be necessary spending, given Texas voter’s 40-year record of buffoonery. And it’s all because Trump had to be a petty little bitch and endorse a criminal AG for Senate, because he thinks Cornyn isn’t “MAGA enough” despite voting Trump’s way 99.2% of the time. A record which makes him more loyal than Ted Cruz, by the way.

Roku used to be pretty great, but the writing was on the wall after the IPO in 2017. This is just one more step in the decade-long march toward total enshittification.

“How should it cost? Free?” he wrote. “I don’t understand what affordability it is.”

Dang, he even texts like the average semiliterate MAGA chud.

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If you insist on misusing AskLemmy to try to push your agenda, you should be a little more subtle about it next time.

The world needs more Gex.

A grifter got grifted by grifters. hahaha I love that for her.

Self-hosting = planning your own vacation, obviously.

Clips is a TikTok-like vertical video stream where users can scroll through excerpts from Netflix series, films, and specials, as well as trailers for upcoming titles.

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I wonder how much time Pete Hegseth spends every day scribbling down ideas for “badass” names in a composition notebook like a bored teenager daydreaming about starting a rock band.

Imagine being such a massive turd that you feel compelled to admonish a 10-year-old kid who wrote a homework assignment about electric cars because he thinks they’re neat and would like more people to be able to afford them. It’s not even much of a unique incident. This is just how republican politicians conduct themselves now.

There are California taxpayers and American taxpayers who are being defrauded because California isn’t taking its program seriously

I’m going to go ahead and stamp a big ol’ [citation needed] on that claim. What does “California isn’t taking its program seriously” even mean? I get that it’s deliberately nebulous, but I’m just so tired of the constant stream of baseless claims from these ghouls. If they had any evidence they’d be parading it around on Fox News, but they don’t. They never do.

The RNC has not named the 17 states, but Gruters described the deployment as part of a broader strategy to maintain Republican control of Congress after 2026.

“If conservatives become convinced that they can not win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will reject democracy.”

“Person, woman, man, camera, TV.”

MAGA was singing a different tune when Trump bragged about violating the Logan Act when he met with Viktor Orbán in 2024.