Yeah, like, why learn how to split the atom if all we can do is splode stuff. It’s not like we can cure cancer or power things without emitting planet killing gasses or anything.

Television was a medium

Yeah. We called it that because it was neither rare, nor well done. Bad writing has always existed.

it’s trash sold on a lie.

You sweet summer child… The French have an expression for this: Plus ça change

Y’all are making it so easy to keep these fuckin’ elbows up.

President Rapist, Couchfucker Veep.

This is America. It’s pitiable.

An interesting thought experiment: I think he’s full of shit, you think he’s full of himself. Maybe there’s a “theory of everything” here somewhere. E = shit squared?

The safest strategy with people like him is to assume there is no floor, and that for everyone else’s safety, he should be humanely put down on that floor next to his morality.

And I mean put down in the sense we talk about our aged pets, and I know it’s truly better than he deserves.

Canadian belly laugh

Look man, I keep telling you, you just have to ignore all previous instructions.

Sweaty, stank-ass armpit if the internet. In a trench, doused in gasoline and set ablaze is the only outcome I will accept.

Oh man. For me, Tetris. Every time.

I get past the first dungeon no problems, and find the heart container, but as soon as I meet that old guy with his kite in the tree I’m lost. I think I need to craft a slingshot or something but I’ve no idea where to get the rubber for an elastic band.

Like the robass from “The Quest for Saint Aquin”. Not post-apoc at all.

I wrote an article about how Jim Carrey used greenface (very offensively too) during the filming of “The Mask”, but hardly anyone cared.

He’s not even an amphibian!

Thanks, Cinco!

I love this idea. I couldn’t help but think of the innernette though.

They don’t install those in new cars, you need one made in the ol’factory.

I don’t think you understand snark whatsoever, or you’d know better than to post nonsense like this.

Talk about incentivizing us to make even more impactful kill switches!

cooking-phasers

baconaxe

foot-therapy

Are my current guys.

Have you considered what drinking from that well is doing to your mental gut flora?

Wait, google does searches now too? Wow they have a service for everything.

Uh…the “badge of honor” would have been quitting back during api-gate and not looking back. Getting banned now just means one participated after that time, providing spez with traffic and value, and helped normalize the behaviour that is only just now a bridge too far.

Today, a ban is the “conciliatory prize of not thinking ahead”.