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minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 months agoWhen he actually does croak, I wonder how long they’ll hide it and what lengths they’ll go to in order to keep it a secret…
minus-squareGuyFawkesV@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoOh that’s easy - they’ll hide it until Jan 21. 2027, so that Vance is still eligible for two full terms.
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoHe might begin to smell by then.
minus-squareColonel_Panic_@eviltoast.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoWhat if he actually died months ago?
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThen they’ve stuffed him with an Optimus which is slowly degrading due to being coated in him.
minus-squarebillwashere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThey will Weekend at Bernie’s him for several weeks I’m sure of it.
When he actually does croak, I wonder how long they’ll hide it and what lengths they’ll go to in order to keep it a secret…
Oh that’s easy - they’ll hide it until Jan 21. 2027, so that Vance is still eligible for two full terms.
He might begin to smell by then.
He crossed that line years ago.
What if he actually died months ago?
Then they’ve stuffed him with an Optimus which is slowly degrading due to being coated in him.
They will Weekend at Bernie’s him for several weeks I’m sure of it.