This is a story from many years ago when I was younger and working in a coffee shop. Your usual mob of disaffected teens and twenty-somethings gossiping by day and drinking by night. A coworker’s birthday was coming up and she wanted to go to Seattle’s infamous HUMP! film festival. So if I’m going to be sitting there watching porn with my coworkers I might as well be plastered, right?

Unfortunately one of our number, K, couldn’t attend at the time as she was ~18 and too young to drink (in America). And yet who should appear on the cinema screen, larger than life, taking a full load to the face? Too young to drink but old enough to perform. We stumbled into work the next day hungover and there she was, beaming with pride, “So what did you think?”

I wish I could remember more but I’ve been blessed to forget. Unsure how much I actually miss my 20’s.

There was a teacher at my high school I’m pretty sure did some fetish porn when she was at uni. It looked just like her and she did some of it outdoors and the scenery looked very accurate for my state (in Australia). It’s also the sort of niche fetish where most of the people making porn for it are also into it themselves not just because they are being paid.

Why is there no ‘Your mom!’ answer here? What have we become?

I had heard two people from my highschool class (several years after highschool obviously) had started Onlyfans accounts.

One was a guy, one was a girl.

I was mostly just curious so I definitely subbed to both for a month. No regrets.

Always support a friend’s small business I say.

When I was still in high school, one of the seniors I didn’t know too well did some hardcore bdsm stuff under a pseudonym and it got out to the student population. Can’t confirm but I think she was 18. I saw it and while it wasn’t my thing, it was absolutely surreal seeing her get whipped and brutally fucked. Even had an after-care section, which was a good sign. Looked like she enjoyed the experience. Unfortunately, this destroyed her school life, and her younger sister’s as well so they ended up moving. She was in drama, so it was expected for her to go into acting, just surprising what type. Hope they’re both doing good these days.

A high school classmate. We went to a Catholic high school. She came back years later, broke into the school over a weekend with a crew to film her debut porn shoot. The school tried to keep it quiet, but c’mon, I’m sure every student and half the alumni from previous 5 years knew about it before classes started the following Monday.

I used to have a Science teacher who was a pretty attractive ginger lady, probably in her 20s/30s at the time.

Someone found a topless photo of a woman online who looked just like her, and had been spreading it around the school to the point where the photo had been shared across nearly every kid’s PDA device. (For context: this was before the era of smartphones, but our school took part in a council trial scheme where they gave every pupil Pocket LOOX C550 PDAs. Yes, it was a colossal waste of money and no, they were almost never used in lessons.)

I always assumed it wasn’t her and someone just found a pornstar doppelganger. Found out fifteen years later from my best friend that she was fired after an investigation found she was actually doing porn to fund her university studies and PGCE.

I had a neighbour who worked as a high end escort. Does that count?

She was an average looking woman, but good god, was she talkative. She could have an hour long conversation with a literal door knob. By far the most extroverted person I’ve known.

The saddest part of knowing her was that it was important for her that her neighbours knew who she was and she’d let the sane ones know what she did because it gave her a sense of safety knowing that there was a community of people who may shelter her temporarily or call the cops if needed.

Went to high school with someone who went into porn a few years after graduating. Just checked her profile on pornhub and it has >500M views, surreal to think about

Quite a few. The first was this older lady I worked with at a health food restaurant who did a bunch in the 70s.

I’ve seen a few coworkers OFs.

One guy I worked with at mom & pop college diner, very early 20s, just started college and started doing amateur gay porn. He was a boyish and reasonably attractive guy. Summer break hits, he goes back home and gets a job in construction, when he comes back for school now he’s ripped. So he starts working out, gets swoll, and went from being boyish to very handsome. Then he must have been seen by the right people, starts landing professional shoots. Next thing you know, he’s dropped out of school and is flying all over the world being a pro performer and a well paid boy toy. He’d stop in a few times a year to say hi and was always smiling and dressed in expensive clothes.

In my younger years I ran with a pretty rough crowd, most of the girls had stripped and/or prostituted at some point. Plus we were all a bunch of freaks anyway, so I’ve seen a lot of my girly friends naked, either on stage or in person.

So, about 6-8 years ago I got into this on/off gig doing sign spinning even though I was getting too old to get really good at it. In spite of that it was pretty fun and actually paid well whenever I could get work for it. Most of the people who made the job work were in the prime of their lives, including my boss, who was a short girl and by my standards at least really attractive

I had to bow out of the job permanently because it was taking too much of a toll on my knees and back. Some time before then we started following each other on Instagram, around the time the pandemic was making everyone terminally online

One day after I quit she posted a story that said something to the extent of “DM me to get a link to something fun I’m doing,” I was clueless but I took her up on it, and it was a link to her Only Fans. That got me convinced to give the website a try. She mostly did solo stuff, which was exactly what I was into, and looked even better than I expected

It was fun to keep up with her on the site until I was an idiot and got my card permanently blocked because I fell for a different model doing a scam on a fake OF and my bank over-corrected when I reported by making it so my card just wouldn’t work for OF at all

Near the end of my misadventures with the site she seemed to have a different boyfriend from the one who was working with her in the same company. Around that time her content got more extreme and she started taking pictures with some gnarly bruises. Really hoping she’s doing okay now, she at least acknowledged the bruising and insisted she was fine

My brothers ex started doing onlyfans. I never saw it though because I dont know the handle, and if my wife discovered I’d been trying to find it she’d go spare.

Saw a porn actress at a regular movie theater in LA. Cant recall her name. She looked great in person.

Knew a guy socially that did porn. We named him Porno-Pete. Never looked up up his work because I’m not into dudes.

A lady I talked to for a month or two years ago had an OF and casually told me I should subscribe. I guess that counts, but I never saw her material. 🤷‍♂️

I’ve only known people on the production side of porn. One was a 3D artist that was taking raw 3D scans of pornstar penises and cleaning/refining them for dildo production. I think he enjoyed the work, because he kept doing it.

Another was a sound engineer struggling to find stable work, who really did not approve of pornography. I’m pretty sure his wife made him apply and take the job. He was also the strangest conspiracy theorist I’ve ever met - noteably he believed the US air force had technology for greatly enhanced surround sound recordings to capture some kind of sounds. Instead of 5.1 or 7.3, he believed they had 28.7. This got even more confusing when he worked with mixers that could handle 128 feeds in and out, and he set up microphones for large bands with e.g. 60+ recordings going… so all he’d need to outdo top secret military technology is 60+ speakers.