I travelled to the future and it didn’t happen btw
People are still waiting for him to pickup the check at that Cuban restaurant in Miami.
Shit. The GOP won?!
I actually believe you
Shitpants talking shit
Didn’t he also say we’d get tariff rebate checks?
Don’t forget the DOGE checks…
By “we”, he probably meant corporations. Not sure if any corporations effectively got “DOGE” checks, but they got tariff checks.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/05/economy/companies-got-tariff-refunds-wheres-your-cut
That was effectively forced by the supreme Court, not the administration. Administration planned to keep the money.
Fair enough, although it would not surprise me if at least someone in his admin thought that, at worst, the corporations would get the benefit, if donnie’s accomplices were not able to get away with this aspect of their smash-and-grab agenda, and hell, that’s part of the conservative schemes - benefiting corporations over people.
I can’t find it now but there was at least one guy in the Trump administration that bought bonds that would pay out when supreme court ruled Trump’s tariffs were illegal.
And stimulus checks…
Weren’t we supposed to get huuuuge tariff rebate checks as well…so yah…this isn’t happening. Smells like desperation.
The very claim is illegal.
“You’ve made your ruling, let’s see you enforce it”
Where does political power come from?
The people
The real answer is “the barrel of a gun.”
As Congress has chosen to allow the President to exert Congressional power, so We the People, with the assistance of decades of fascist propaganda, have allowed the oligarchs to exert… Peoplenal? power. Shaddup, lemme have that one, okay? But seriously, the power of the people is in the hands of the oligarchs.
Unless we take it back.
But a third of us actively have chosen to depart from reality, logic, sanity; another third are too poor and tired to care, and the last third have enough energy to vote but that’s about it.
So basically, we’re fucked.
but… it’s a “dividend”. uh huh, never will pay out regardless
Doesn’t matter if you pay or not the attempt to sway votes with gifts, prizes or money is specifically illegal.
There is a lot of stuff people say is illegal but if no one is willing to enforce it then the legality of anything not enforced is pointless.
Read the comment chain and don’t double reply with things I’ve already responded to.
Theoretical illegality loses to practical unenforcement every time.
No one had to enforce anything. The international community is what matters and they don’t enforce that they just judge you by it.
They didn’t properly for decades, but I guess they have finally caught up. Not that their judgment has helped any, mind.
We’re losing gdp hand over fist, losing trade deals, getting pushed out as the oil currency, multiple countries have already divested their good reserves from us shores. We are losing in every single measurable metric so yes it has helped.
Of course, but you’d need to be missing part of your brain to ever think he WOULD pay. Also, what is illegal for a working yank is not illegal for the epstien class
Doesn’t matter, it calls to question the legitimacy of the election and no international body that isn’t directly corrupt would accept them as legit leadership.
Huh what does any international body have to do with anything. Most countries are bending down and sucking Trumps cock.
Everything, weirdly enough not everything is just about America. No they’re not.
… I’ve got some bad news for you, friend.
No you don’t.
… so you think other nations are going to stop interacting with the United States if the US legislature is installed via bribery and corruption?
Has that happened for any other country? Let’s look at the 2025 Corruption Perceptions Index list, and you tell me which countries are getting kicked out of the UN or cut off from international diplomacy.
When he pardons himself, every state can prosecute him for election tampering, and he can get 50 5-year consecutive sentences.
Technically yes
Oh another morality test for America, the last one was " will you vote for a corrupt rapist who has proven they are bad for the country, or a woman". This one is " knowing exactly how fucked everything you care about will become, will you still vote for it if a corrupt liar says they will give you money that they literally cannot give you"
I’ve spoken to multiple conservatives who believe this man is “saving America from socialism.”
Those people are idiots and you should refrain from talking to them.
But when they’re family… actually, you’re right.
These are the same people who would kill their children to save their souls.
I mean, they’re right, though I wouldn’t use the word “saving”. I’d rather be “saved” from raw, unbridled capitalism.
I know it sounds stupid to a lot of people here, but I do think this is a potentially winning angle with a lot of voters. People have been trained for decades to believe that socialism is equivalent to Soviet style communism and that once you start down the path, there’s no turning back.
A promise from the always does lies man!
Also, you’ve spent that and more on lost savings, higher gas, groceries, restaurants, fucking everything he broke.
Shoots you in the toe, cuts off both feet and then announces, “if you keep me around, everyone gets a single shoe!”
And if you’re a loyal cult member all this time, do you have any issue with the gate here? Like… Why isn’t he just giving you $5k today, or for the last election and and all the fascism you enabled? Almost sounds like he’s full of shit and only a moron would believe anything he says.
Illegal election tampering. Impeach.
Tell that to the ICE agent pointing a gun at your head Nov 3.
Legal justice? Sounds nice. Fake, unrealistic. But nice.
Lulz
As opposed of a legal one?
Doing a good job governing and making people better off then campaigning on that success is legal.
Boring news cycles, but legal.
Well yeah, I guess “tampering” has a negative connotation. Would “He yelled at me that I should vote for Smith” qualify as legal election tampering?
It qualifies as “every commercial for the last 2 months and half the shit in my mailbox”
Or Trump agrees to add $1.7T to the National Debt if Republicans elected.
At least…gotta bankrupt the country so the rich tech bros can buy it up and make their little city-states
A classic anti-democratic and anti-socialist right wing argument is that people vote for the left because the left promises them government benefits.
Mitt Romney :
“There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president [Obama] no matter what… who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it… My job is not to worry about those people. I’ll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives.”
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING THINK GOVERNMENT IS FOR???
…sorry, fascists just get under my skin sometimes. bleh.

Couldn’t have said it better myself.
What would be nice is if this very illegal offer was actually investigated and prosecuted.
Edit:
After I thought about this for a minute it’s not much different then:
- “Elect us and we’ll cut your taxes by $5,000.”
- “Vote for us and we’ll cancel $10,000 in student debt.”
- “Give us Congress and we’ll increase Social Security benefits.”
But I guess coming from him everything seems illegal and grifty.
No, it isn’t like those things at all. Those are promoting changes to how the government works. This is a direct bribe explicitly for voting.
Investigated? Prosecuted? Yea, and like his felonies, at the end they’ll say he’s not gunna be punished in case that makes his job of being a super criminal while in charge of that country difficult.
Republicans when talking about min wage: “We can’t give out money, or else inflation happens, learn something!”
Republicans when voting comes up: “HAVE FREE MONEY!”
Why don’t they just give it now? They control all 3 branches.
Well, you see, Joe Biden…
Obama
Barack HUSSEIN Obama
They’ll get it right alongside their DOGE checks. Which are coming any day now. Believe me.


















