A day spent looking at chemtrails is a day spent not looking at real problems.
Every other day, there’s a new food scare.
Sounds nice. I would like to get good and stoned and look at contrails too.
By the way - why does he call them chem trails? the “chem” is water vapour
I mean… water is a chemical. So that’s something he’s not wrong about. Which gives this a rarity value I suppose.
So should we be thankful he’s not fucking those up worse, or…?
His job is to divert attention from all the food poisoning scandals with stuff that doesn’t actually matter.
Are you implying that a cabinet member of the United States federal government is not acting in good faith?
Yes. The (modern?) far-right is quite infamous for acting in bad faith, all while demanding to be seen as acting in good faith.
Dude looks more microwaved than usual.
He probably just dropped out of a Chem trail.
It’s like he’s bathing in beet juice or something.
He sorta looks like a radish.
XD as of now I will be using microwaved as an adjective. Thank you.
There are chemicals in chemtrails.
Most of what you see in a chemtrail is hydrogen hydroxide. (CAS 7732-18-5)
Hydrogen Hydroxide is a solvent that will dissolve a great many things, including some rocks. It causes corrosion, especially when mixed with sodium chloride. (CAS 7647-14-5) Gaseous HH will cause disfuguring burns upon skin contact. HH has been found in tumors, and brain worms. It’s used as a coolant in industrial applications. Breathing hydrogen hydroxide can cause death.
I think if you’re worried about chemtrails, you should avoid all exposure to hydrogen hydroxide for the forseeable future.
Just so we are all on the same page, to be painfully clear: this is satire.
So… Should I stop drinking industrial coolant or not?
I wouldn’t worry about it. Been bathing in it for years and I’m practically made of the stuff at this point.
We switched to swisscool recently and my hands have never been so smooth.
I thought it was painfully clear. :-( I even included chemical abstract society numbers so these dangerous chemicals could be resarched.
Wow, I knew dihydrogen monoxide was pretty nasty stuff, but this hydrogen hydroxide sounds so much worse!
I know this is supposed to be satire, but the nitpicker in me wants to add “needs citation” everywhere
You can’t spell epstein without “looking at chemtrails, not epstein”.
You can’t spell chemtrails without Epstein, maybe?
I mean, I also look up at water vapor in the sky. It’s fascinating.
Conservatives are dumb as fuuuuuuuuck.
I’m waiting on his legislation limiting Bigfoot to the Pacific Northwest
About time honestly, we’re tired of sharing. Get your own cryptid!
Did anyone expect anything else from this braindead moronic lunatic?
To be fair, there’s only so much a brain worm pulling some puppet strings can really be expected to understand.
RFK Jr is huffing fucking chemtrails
Also RFKJr: “I am a driveling moron.”
Let’s hope he stands behind an eng8ne with his mouth open to test.
A shame, was hoping he’d be just looking at the sky.
People will go to extraordinary ends to justify their habits, it seems. I find it curious that people convince themselves that other creatures don’t process pain like humans do. Then, once it is evident that they do, the efforts to find other ways to still kill and eat them will commence. Versus you know, maybe not killing and eating them?
Yea when you read that article you really have to wonder. It’s justification after justification
Anyway I really just wanted to underline how much RFK reminded me of a lobster
Did he say he still uses tanning beds?
HEY! Chemtrails killed JFK from the Grassy Knoll. Don’t eff with this guy trying to get justice. Only for his crazy beliefs and that one is completely sane.
While I do not believe in chemtrails as an intended way to controle the population in some insane conspiratorial way, I do think that planes are causing an understated amount of chemical pollution besides the well known CO2 problem, namely in PFAS. Poly fluorocarbons are especially well suited to be used in planes, because they can withstand high and low temperatures, and extremely corrosive resistant and useful in chemically stressful conditions. They have been used extensively in tubing and as lubricant, and this is well documented and not hidden because for a long time we didn’t know PFAS was as bad for your health as it turns out to be. Quick found source: pfas needed for planes
Your problem is that RFK LOVES pollution so all you’re doing by saying “well fossil fuels are pollutants” is giving them a smokescreen.
That’s also not what “chemtrails” supposedly are nor how the real pollutants act.
